Sarah Jane Humke

The life of a traveling, reading, writing, spining and knitting shepherdess.

Something had been bothering me about the mystery project for a little while, but I couldn’t figure out what it was.  I figured that it was just the fact that it has been rough going for me to decipher the pattern and that I was frustrated.  Or, that I had started it prior to leaving for Morocco over a month ago and had come back to it after such a long absence.


But no, it was neither of these issues.  It came to me today as I was looking at the picture of it on the cover of the booklet of patterns.  It is covering a chair in length.  Mine could cover a small childs chair.  Houston, we have a problem.  So I got out the ol’ measuring tape and did what I should have done quite a few rows back and measured the length.  It was about 53″.  I sighed in relief, the measurements were 50″ X 67″.  Then I glanced at the pattern in horror, 50″ is the WIDTH.  My mystery project is over a FOOT shorter than it is supposed to be!  Oh fuck, shit, cock, damn, dick, asshole, and buttlicker!!!!  I have to start over for the thrid time!!!!!


She had better LOVE it………….

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