These are some of the Terms of Endearment that I call Red as I am feeding her. This is an incomplete list. No, I will not post audio of me signing the showtune-esqe songs that go along with many of these names.
Right said Red
The Hunt for Red October (usually reserved for when I can’t find her right away)
Lady in Red
Lobster baby (Get it? Red Lobster!)
Well Fed Red
Little Red Riding Goat
The Grateful Red
Little Miss Well Red
*This was the point at which I thought that I might have a tad too much education to be out feeding a baby goat at 4 in the morning.
**Which is a little wrong if you think about the fact that she is a meat goat!
*** Even worse, but only saved for when she’s headbutted me in the kneecap!
4 thoughts on “Terms of Endearment”
Baby Red Bull
Stuck in the Muck (she is now getting stuck trying to get out of the fence)
My little Communist
My little Valentine
Lucy (get it? She’s a red head too?!)
My little International Harvester