These are some of the Terms of Endearment that I call Red as I am feeding her. This is an incomplete list. No, I will not post audio of me signing the showtune-esqe songs that go along with many of these names.
Right said Red
The Hunt for Red October (usually reserved for when I can’t find her right away)
Lady in Red
Lobster baby (Get it? Red Lobster!)
Well Fed Red
Little Red Riding Goat
The Grateful Red
Little Miss Well Red
*This was the point at which I thought that I might have a tad too much education to be out feeding a baby goat at 4 in the morning.
**Which is a little wrong if you think about the fact that she is a meat goat!
*** Even worse, but only saved for when she’s headbutted me in the kneecap!